10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986