10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker