10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Fold and live to fold again
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.