10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."