10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.