10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.