10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear