10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.