10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.