10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'