10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway