10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier