10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."