10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- It's Free To Fold...