10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- It's Free To Fold...
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels