10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)