10 Random Poker Quotes

• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.