10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow