10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• It's Free To Fold...
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.