10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die