10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- im going to 2 out you to death
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.