10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.