10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm