10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.