10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)