10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Fold and live to fold again
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed