10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.