10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!