10 Random Poker Quotes

''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
It's Free To Fold...
in the poker game of life women are the rake
"I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
(after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
Why not, when some because there are three.