10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Fold and live to fold again
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.