10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers