10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "No river, no fish."
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.