10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --