10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.