10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth