10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!