10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.