10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.