10 Random Poker Quotes

• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.