10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.