10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.