10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.