10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.