10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Fold and live to fold again
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Fook the floosh droo!