10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.