10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament