10 Random Poker Quotes

• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Fook the floosh droo!
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones