10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer