10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.