10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Fold and live to fold again
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester